Dear Reader


I bid you a most amiable welcome to my deviantART page. If you are reading this, chances are you have been stimulated/coerced/redirected/paid-off to visit this humble account hosting my post-9/11 literary ventures (Or, as I like to call it, "Shiterature").

I first joined deviantART under a different name in 2003, during the site's relative infancy, and, my, have things changed. The changes, from as far as I can tell, have left me in a stupor as to the navigation and mastery of the workings of this site beyond posting submissions. As such, I won't be very active on this account. In the unlikely chance that you have been enticed by my writings enough to wish to correspond with me, I am however a very punctual man and I can be reached easily enough via e-mail:

ncoker@gmail.com, for the time being. If you send me an e-mail there I can assure a response within a week.

In addition, for the purposes of convenience, this will be the sole journal entry for this account, only updated periodically via edits to keep the watchers (stalkers) up to date on submission data and such. For example:

"01/09/2008 - Journal updated."

Get the picture? Good.


Having said that I hope you thoroughly enjoy, and are not too horribly disgusted by, my body of work. Bon appetit.

-Neil C.K.R.